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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

15.06.2025 05:53

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

HELLO

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

What should I do to get over a relationship?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

After a few moments he returns.

Sure no problem officer.

What is the reason behind some people referring to themselves as "nice guys" instead of simply being nice?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What's the most trivial thing that ever made you go to the doctor?

Yes sir it is.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Can you DM your uncle’s wife for a video?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

What would explain Trump blaming Ukraine for starting the war with Russia?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

{RING} {RING}